Duck The Guy Posted September 24 Share Posted September 24 Q: you punched the bursar? A: nutcracker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4R4D0X Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 Q: What was that one thing by Tchaikovsky? A: I literally almost missed school because I had to do that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck The Guy Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 Q: hey bro do u also compulsively bite ur toenails every morning? A: Quick, salve, and wordy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4R4D0X Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 (edited) Q: What are the three words [name] screamed in English class today? A: I have a box full of everything you have ever lost. Edited September 26 by P4R4D0X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilac Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 Q: what do you have to bargain for this pencil? A: what do you mean, it’s done that since middle school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MondoBilby Posted September 27 Share Posted September 27 Q: Why is the class hamster floating? A: A million kittens 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lilac Posted September 27 Share Posted September 27 Q: what is better than 999,999 kittens? A: ooh, I would love to answer that question but unfortunately your brain would explode if I told you 😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_K Posted September 28 Share Posted September 28 Q: I have so much to do so can't you just solve this maths problem for me? A: Yes that's exactly my plan this holidays, what did you expect? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4R4D0X Posted September 28 Share Posted September 28 Q: Are you gonna be farting on people's face? A: That's exactly why people think I'm a sociopath. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon_Lover11 Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 Did you just say „Cows have wings and I’m one of them?“ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4R4D0X Posted October 2 Share Posted October 2 (edited) Q: 🤫 A: 😒 Edited October 2 by P4R4D0X Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_K Posted October 7 Share Posted October 7 Q: Hands up 🔫🔫, do you want to hand over all your money or give me the most vicious side eye you can? A: YES I'M SO LUCKY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepyTransGirl Posted Saturday at 06:23 AM Share Posted Saturday at 06:23 AM Q: do you want a free blahaj? A: roughly 76.8. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_K Posted yesterday at 01:42 PM Share Posted yesterday at 01:42 PM Q: how many people can fit in this elevator? A: You, you're talking about yourself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MondoBilby Posted 19 hours ago Share Posted 19 hours ago Q: Who would be so stupid as to try and stick a fork in the toaster twice? A: Ohhh, so that’s why she never called back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_K Posted 15 hours ago Share Posted 15 hours ago Q: Which weirdo decided it was a good idea to attach a rubber duck to their phone to see if it'll stay afloat? A: Don't even talk about that ever again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zozz Posted 3 hours ago Share Posted 3 hours ago (edited) Q: Why do you keep muttering about the rumbling?? A: Armin arlert ❤ Q: Who's the best attack on titan character?! (Sorry I really wanted to do that 💔) A: Yeah, that's why I LOVE balls Edited 3 hours ago by Zozz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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