Corrupt a Wish

[just-another-human]

the essay is google translated through several different languages and now has lost any sense or meaning

i wish that i didnt make leo from stardew sad when i died in the mines

[H_K]

You wish you didnt make him sad but now he's angry so he currently has a grudge against you

I wish that I will never get writer's block 

 

[P4R4D0X]

Instead you have so many ideas it's impossible for you to write any of them down

 

I wish for infinite wishes

[Dragon_Lover11]

You lose 5 years for every wish, and die young (that got dark sorry)

 

I wish to be able to turn into a dragon by will

[P4R4D0X]

You aren't able to turn back by will.

 

Motivation please.

[ABC]

But your motivation enhancement goes to unmonetizable and unproductive activities instead, such as procrastinating.

I wish I had professional-level research skills

[H_K]

But the topics of your professional level research that you conduct is always randomised

I wish I had a stat window so that I can see how to improve my overall health and skills like a game character

[ABC]

But even though you can see your stats, the caption tips given are presented in an irritating manner and may not be relevant or helpful, like Clippy for old Microsoft programs.

I wish I got isekai ‘ed (search up the term isekai if you don’t know what it is)

[H_K]

Getting hit by a truck is extremely painful and there is a low chance of you ending up in a favourable world unlike all the stories and movies if you don’t have a sad emo backstory.

 

i wish i could see the outcome of things i try beforehand so i can decide whether i want to do it or not (for example: seeing how haircuts turn out, or seeing how i will do on a test)

[ABC]

The probabilities of both favorable and unfavorable outcomes are not shown to you, just the possibilities. In most cases it should be safe, but in other cases such as trying out extreme sports it might be more dangerous.

I wish for certain insects to go extinct: cockroaches, flies and mosquitoes.

[That_Gurl_Sparklez]

Except you don't choose what insects go extinct, so butterflies, dragonflies, ladybugs, and all the other pretty bugs go extinct instead.

I wish I could see a tornado from afar :D

[H_K]

Everytime you look at the tornado from afar, you become immobile and you get sucked into it.

[An Aro Passes Bi]

On 10/12/2024 at 10:22 AM, That_Gurl_Sparklez said:

I wish I could see a tornado from afar :D

You now live in Oklahoma

I wish I had a dish that always contains whatever food I’m craving 

 

[H_K]

oops i forgot to write a wish...

 

The food is fake and not created out of edible material since it just contains a display

I wish I had the ability to copy anyone's handwriting so people can't tell it apart

[An Aro Passes Bi]

In order for this power to take effect, you must sign your name after every message that contains a copied signature

I wish that I had a death note

[MondoBilby]

But the death note you get is just merch, so it doesn’t actually work

I wish halloween was celebrated more in the area I live :(

[H_K]

Everyone tries too hard on the costumes so you're always pressured to put a lot... AND I MEAN A LOT of effort into your costume (you might get kicked out of your neighbourhood if you dont have a good costume)

I wish I had a giant castle on top of a hill overlooking a sea side that has an ice cream shop that gives me fresh ice cream when I ask

[allhailtheglowcloud]

The giant castle is made of papier mâché, and the sea is turbulent and stormy... The hill is the only thing that protects your fragile castle from the water, a castle that slumps further as the wind soaks it with sea mist. As you watch your castle reduce to goop, you eat a fish flavoured ice cream - the only flavour Geoff, the ice cream man, has ever sold. 

 

I wish that those fabulous powdered wigs from the 17th century were still popular 

[ABC]

Now everyone’s natural hair is replaced with that hairstyle and wig color, and everyone has forgotten about every other possible hair colors and hairstyles. At least the hair doesn’t grow or fall out, but no one can cut them nor convert them to other hairstyles or even dye them. Congrats, there’s less visual diversity now.

I wish my furniture could talk to me

[MondoBilby]

Your house becomes very noisy with all the chatter amongst the furniture, so you’ll never have a quiet moment again. Also, your furniture always has things to complain about. None of the couches really want to be sat on, and the dressers think your fashion sense is terrible. Eventually you get very annoyed and sick of this, but you can’t get rid of the furniture because then you’ll just have an empty house.

 

I wish my headphones would stop breaking all the damn time

[ABC]

But now your headphones’ volume is stuck at deafening max volume and can’t be adjusted, so you don’t even want to wear them anymore.

I can remove the harmful beliefs of my own family members, for example if someone is racist, sexist, allonormative, pushing their religion/cult beliefs onto me, or votes for bad politicians, I can get rid of that trait, but it’s only for my own family members interacting with me.

Edited 1 hour ago by ABC