Goofylittlecoffeeaddict Posted November 25, 2022 Share Posted November 25, 2022 You become better friends with your squish but they talk about you behind your back I wish I didn't have homophobic parents :\ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AromanticAardvark Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 You have no parents, and now have to figure out life in a world where you have no parents. I wish I was working on my assignments instead of being on Arocalypse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goofylittlecoffeeaddict Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 You started working on your assignments because Arocalypse no longer exists I wish I had a cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acecream Posted November 26, 2022 Share Posted November 26, 2022 you have a cat but unfortunately you are showing strong allergic reactions I wish I wouldn't be late again aaaaaah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goofylittlecoffeeaddict Posted November 27, 2022 Share Posted November 27, 2022 You'll never be late again but only because every morning you awake to the sound of an air raid I wish my friend will stop writing my own responses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AromanticAardvark Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 Your friend stops, but only because they forgot you existed. I wish for my cold sore to disappear 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acecream Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 it disappears and it takes your mouth with it I wish someone would make me hot chocolate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatistheromance Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 10 minutes ago, Acecream said: it disappears and it takes your mouth with it I wish someone would make me hot chocolate After the first sip, it immediately cools down. I wish aroallo representation was more prevalent in media Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alien Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 (edited) Now there is only aroallo rep in media, so no rep for other orientations I wish someone would do my homework for me Edited November 28, 2022 by alien Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acecream Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 someone does, but this person isn't good in doing homework. and unfortunately this time the teacher collects your homework to grade it I wish the climate crisis would not exist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatistheromance Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 9 minutes ago, Acecream said: someone does, but this person isn't good in doing homework. and unfortunately this time the teacher collects your homework to grade it I wish the climate crisis would not exist Now there's an economic crisis I wish my sleep schedule was better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm369 Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 4 hours ago, whatistheromance said: Now there's an economic crisis I wish my sleep schedule was better you have plenty of time to get the sleep you need, but everyone you care about moves on without you in the built up time you get to sleep and you don't notice until they're all gone. I wish that we lived in a functional utopian society that wasn't run by humans and only one superior thing/being was in control and had everyone's wellbeing in mind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatistheromance Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 Just now, Storm369 said: you have plenty of time to get the sleep you need, but everyone you care about moves on without you in the built up time you get to sleep and you don't notice until they're all gone. I wish that we lived in a functional utopian society that wasn't run by humans and only one superior thing/being was in control and had everyone's wellbeing in mind The being eventually becomes corrupt and corrupts everyone's ideas and morals and eventually we all become happy slaves. I wish amatonormativity was never invented Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm369 Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 13 minutes ago, whatistheromance said: The being eventually becomes corrupt and corrupts everyone's ideas and morals and eventually we all become happy slaves. I wish amatonormativity was never invented your parents are actually both aroace and without society saying they should have a relationship, they never become anything more than friends and you're never born. I wish people were never invented Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatistheromance Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 1 hour ago, Storm369 said: your parents are actually both aroace and without society saying they should have a relationship, they never become anything more than friends and you're never born. I wish people were never invented You never exist I wish there was a McDonalds floating above my school that could magically deliver to any room number and would never cause any damage whatsoever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AromanticAardvark Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 It exists, but you always get the wrong orders I wish I had gotten enough sleep last night 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goofylittlecoffeeaddict Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 You did, but only because you were drugged I wish I could find my air freshener :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm_leopardcat Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 You find it, but it comes in scents randomly, like Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans. I wish I could find a community of Muslims/Desis, or both, who share the same hobbies and interests as me, especially the hobby of liking anthropomorphic animals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EternallyTBD Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 You meet a group, but they are actually an incredibly advanced group of anthropomorphic animals and you would get along very well except that you cannot understand their language, so communication is rather difficult. I wish the track meet today wasn’t canceled. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatistheromance Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 The coach makes you run 40 miles I wish the roads were less icy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Storm_leopardcat Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 They're less icy, but now your car stopped working. I wish I could figure out my platonic attraction and alterous attraction. 17 hours ago, EternallyTBD said: You meet a group, but they are actually an incredibly advanced group of anthropomorphic animals and you would get along very well except that you cannot understand their language, so communication is rather difficult. Oh, so you made the community of humans into anthro animals, themselves? How would Islam even work with that? What would headscarves and human-specific rulings look like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AromanticAardvark Posted December 28, 2022 Share Posted December 28, 2022 You have figured it out, but have forgotten how to figure out your queerplatonic and aesthetic attraction, as well as all the other types of attraction, instead. I wish I had my art binder with me so I could work on my assignment, or that my school wasn't locked so I could go grab it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sili Posted January 4, 2023 Share Posted January 4, 2023 The school is unlocked because there was a small localised fire that burned up your art folder. I wish it was the weekend already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POOKEMOOSTER Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 It is but the weekend is now only sundays. I wish I had a pet snake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwiftySpeedy Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 You do but it is highly venomous and all it wants to do is bite your hand. I wish if I had a car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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