MaxIsCosmic Posted May 8 Share Posted May 8 SE: your device is always at 50% or less SP: I can command dishes out of the dishwasher and into their correct place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4R4D0X Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 SE: At least one dish breaks every time you do that. SP: I can read a person by just looking at them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelloThere Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 1 hour ago, P4R4D0X said: SE: At least one dish breaks every time you do that. SP: I can read a person by just looking at them. SE: You look like a psychopath everytime you do that, ruining chances of getting to address whatever they’re feeling. SP: I can change the probability of almost anything happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P4R4D0X Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 (they already think I'm a psyco. ill be fine) SE: Changing one probability affects the probabilities of everything that is remotely related to that. SP: I can reverse inflation and save myself and others from having to pay 100,000 dollars for college. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random-Aroace Posted July 24 Share Posted July 24 But trump tries to kill ur ear u get it……: okay my power is I can manipulate ppl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
POOKEMOOSTER Posted July 26 Share Posted July 26 but no one will believe you about anything without your power I can speak to animals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random-Aroace Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 But they can’t speak to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WizardGrayFire Posted July 27 Share Posted July 27 i have perfect self-reflection skills and no doubts about my gender or sexuality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random-Aroace Posted July 29 Share Posted July 29 but the outside world ummm not so much (sry you seem nice) umm i get to be the voice of reason 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WizardGrayFire Posted July 29 Share Posted July 29 side effect: you *have* to be the voice of reason. it’s exhausting. i can do my homework magically, with merely a snap of my fingers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wombat Posted July 29 Share Posted July 29 But you have to keep clicking your fingers constantly otherwise it undoes itself again I am basically a human compass and always know where I am so I never get lost 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AroAceGamer Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 but your compass breaks whenever you are near a strong magnet I can stay up really late and function on little to no sleep 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WizardGrayFire Posted August 3 Share Posted August 3 your power requires ungodly amounts of coffee to function, which doesn’t harm you directly, but does seriously hurt your wallet i can sing in falsetto and have it sound good Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random-Aroace Posted August 4 Share Posted August 4 But you have to at all times which can hurt your precious vocal cords 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WizardGrayFire Posted August 5 Share Posted August 5 i can teleport Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random-Aroace Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 But you are in constant teleportation much like Loki timeslipping… I have infinite ice cream in infinite flavours 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WizardGrayFire Posted August 7 Share Posted August 7 90% of the flavors are awful, and the good ones are few and far between. also, you have to pay for infinite refrigerated storage space i can read, write, and speak any language i have heard or seen at least once before Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Random-Aroace Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 But you can’t control which you speak or write so you can’t rly ever communicate with your fellow humans 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H_K Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 SP: You can clean any pollution or rubbish that you can think of by eliminating its existence anywhere in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WizardGrayFire Posted August 27 Share Posted August 27 SE: Eliminating it in this world moves it to another. Your power, if overused, builds tensions between alternate universes that could lead to war. SP: I can run *real* fast 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ckoleighne Bradpleighp Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 SE: you speak *real* slow SP: I no longer need sleep to function 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WizardGrayFire Posted August 29 Share Posted August 29 SE: Instead, you must constantly listen to the same heavy metal song at max volume on repeat. If you ever stop listening, at any time, anywhere, and for any reason, you fall instantly asleep as you begin to require it to function again. SP: I have the ability to grant my friends their dream superpowers when asked nicely Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABC Posted September 1 Share Posted September 1 SE: Your friends use their superpowers to backstab you, stealing your important assets and belongings, followed with ending your life prematurely, and they’re not caught for the crime. SP: I’m immortal, and no longer need to eat, drink, sleep and use the toilet, and also physically invulnerable to this limited list of: aging, sickness, sense deterioration, physical pain. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WizardGrayFire Posted September 1 Share Posted September 1 SE: You become immortal at age 8. Since you’re immune to aging, you’re stuck in a situation where no-one ever takes you seriously, nor do they believe you if you tell them you’re immortal. You’re stuck reliving 3rd grade until the collapse of (the rest of) humanity. SP: I know at least five minutes in advance exactly what my result will be when rolling any dice 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ckoleighne Bradpleighp Posted September 2 Share Posted September 2 SE: The prediction actually only tells you which numbers it is *not* going to be (not in numerical order), so you have to struggle to remember which numbers have been said and which haven't to figure out which number is the outcome SP: whatever i do i do it at a professional level 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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